Tumblr (3.0; @lilyschmidt)http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51078217157" src="http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/51078217157/audio_player_iframe/lilyschmidt/tumblr_mn7lsej6iR1qggs4s?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Flilyschmidt%2F51078217157%2Ftumblr_mn7lsej6iR1qggs4s" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p>The other day at work I was calling customers to remind them about their late movies and came across this outgoing voicemail message. It made me laugh so I called him back and recorded it. </p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/51078217157http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/51078217157Wed, 22 May 2013 09:57:00 -0700voicemaili'd like to say hello to my grandpa.......who is deadoh yes it's a great dayworkcustomer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cfefb7a3d53d0e741552782cbf4db66/tumblr_mlrz3aFheE1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I made a thing. It’s been a while.</p> <p>This is a Markus A. Vurrgh quote. Here’s <a href="http://andstruct.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">his tumblr</a>. Here’s <a href="http://loathingglass.com/" target="_blank">his website</a>. </p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/48792569252http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/48792569252Wed, 24 Apr 2013 12:49:57 -0700embroideryAHAB<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7ix0oJIJj1qcapvuo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/28062474336http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/28062474336Thu, 26 Jul 2012 10:13:41 -0700paul newman<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l2rdZkdj1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nail update. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18960575696http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18960575696Thu, 08 Mar 2012 12:40:25 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i4af24t31qz6f9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/18892039335/manhattan" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://anneyhall.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Manhattan</a></p></blockquote>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18894096509http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18894096509Tue, 06 Mar 2012 23:42:41 -0800reblogwoody AllenManhattan<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0i75vqzEZ1qggs4so1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Dude’s taking it to a whole other level.</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18893665806http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18893665806Tue, 06 Mar 2012 23:22:43 -0800drawsomethingtropicalrandeezy415lilyvanillilets playaddict<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e3tnBVmP1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My Japanese pear tree started blooming today. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18768231014http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18768231014Sun, 04 Mar 2012 18:20:10 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0be90j2bU1rpkgvio1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>I am so attracted this guy and I don’t even know his name.</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18706102802http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18706102802Sat, 03 Mar 2012 20:01:32 -0800reblogshamelessLipboy crazy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bvu1cFTC1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Santa Cruz (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">Instagram</a> at West Cliff Drive)</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18683863818http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18683863818Sat, 03 Mar 2012 14:01:42 -0800santa cruzcaliforniainstagram<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0bjjdzUBt1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I asked my boyfriend to write “bananas” on our grocery list. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18668853272http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18668853272Sat, 03 Mar 2012 09:06:48 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m085reWBed1qi5es8o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18583796660http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18583796660Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:59:53 -0800reblogartcuteWoman: Can I have birth control?<br /> Government: No.<br /> Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?<br /> Government: No.<br /> Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?<br /> Government: No.<br /> Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?<br /> Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.<br /> Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.<br /> Government: Too bad.<br /> Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?<br /> Government: Do you have a penis?<br /> Man: YES, YES I DO!!<br /> Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!! <br /> Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.<br /> Woman: But-<br /> Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy. http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18583339095http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18583339095Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:52:54 -0800reblogwomenpolitics<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05m4cm15J1r9lak6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lifeisshortjusteatdessertfirst.tumblr.com/post/18491488911" target="_blank">lifeisshortjusteatdessertfirst</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I really love those braids!</p> </blockquote>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18582584476http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18582584476Thu, 01 Mar 2012 17:41:20 -0800reblogbraidspretty<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/MfjnZ1QltJk?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Wye Oak covering Aaliyah’s “Are You That Somebody.”</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18497679883http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18497679883Wed, 29 Feb 2012 08:37:33 -0800concertswye oakaaliyahare you that somebodyi was at this show<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxs8pAyoT1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wye Oak! (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18238207007http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18238207007Fri, 24 Feb 2012 23:22:09 -0800concertswye oakthe independentsan francisco<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzxpdsQ5hX1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Social Studies opening for Wye Oak at The Independent in SF.</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18235768515http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18235768515Fri, 24 Feb 2012 21:49:34 -0800concertssocial studieswye oakthe independentsan francisco<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzwsaiDIqy1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Vinyl. (Taken with <a href="http://instagr.am" target="_blank">instagram</a>)</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18195601051http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18195601051Fri, 24 Feb 2012 09:51:54 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt2tr0Uyn1qaruxco1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/18135814852/visual-poetry" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://visual-poetry.tumblr.com/post/18131997516/life-is-to-blame-for-everything-by-jeremy-deller" target="_blank">Visual Poetry</a></p> </blockquote>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18139902783http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/18139902783Thu, 23 Feb 2012 11:10:35 -0800reblog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzj16ctNdq1qggs4so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Spring.</p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/17757565737http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/17757565737Thu, 16 Feb 2012 23:37:24 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ntfProwNYkE?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><span>“Oh, I loved that shot the first time…when it was in NOSFERATU!!!”</span></p>http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/17718154550http://lilyschmidt.tumblr.com/post/17718154550Thu, 16 Feb 2012 10:14:00 -0800comedy centralfunnyhecklersmovieskey and peele