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ListenThe other day at work I was calling customers to...
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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WatchWatch
Sounds Like The ’80s: 1. Cut Copy - Take Me Over 2. Devo - Don’t Shoot (I’m a Man) 3. John Maus - Quantum Leap 4. The Bird And The Bee - Maneater 5. Chromeo - When The Night Falls 6. LCD Soundsystem - I Can Change 7. Grum - Can’t Shake This Feeling 8. Bon Iver - Beth/Rest 9. The Chain Gang of 1974 - Don’t Walk Away 10. No Motiv - Space Age Love Song 11....
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Sometimes I overthink cartoons.
Take Tangled, for example. Why doesn’t Gothel just tell Rapunzel her birthday is some other day? I’m sure Gothel noticed the floating lights way before Rapunzel made the connection that they always appear on her birthday, so why not just switch the date when she’s like, 3 or something? I know that’s the catalyst to get her out of the tower and everything, but I feel like...
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What I Wish Wikipedia and Others Were Saying About... →
The SOPA/PIPA blackout today by Wikipedia, Mozilla, WordPress.com and many other sites is (I hope) drawing attention to proposed legislation that is considered a threat to “Internet freedom.” That’s fine, admirable, and (with any luck) will be effective at curbing SOPA/PIPA for at least another legislative season. The backgrounders I’ve read so far by Wikipedia and...
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Dear Coke Talk: On greatness and killing your ego. →
dearcoketalk: Kill your ego, because nothing you do will ever matter. That’s okay, though. It’s not just you. It’s all of us. It’s taken 100,000 years for our species to hump and grunt its way into momentary dominance on this pale blue dot, but nothing we’ve accomplished is all that outstanding when you consider that a Mall of America-sized asteroid is all it would take to turn humanity into...
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